What should a straight high school junior do when he learns a gay guy in his grade has a crush on him?

When JJ Brockwell stops a group of jocks from bullying comic book nerd Milton Katz, he finds himself the object of Milton’s misplaced affection. JJ wants to be his friend, but Milton wants more.

JJ has a girlfriend named Maggie, who wants to wait before having sex. JJ respects this, but he’s 16 and cold showers only go so far. Maggie thinks Milton’s crush on her boyfriend is cute, but that doesn’t help with JJ’s problem.

All Milton wants is JJ, and all JJ wants is Maggie. How can they find a solution to this impossible triangle?